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Lollipop Chainsaw = Hair Full of Zombie Chunks

2011-11-18T18:59:21Z

by Rebecca “Bonks” Rothschild

Did you know that even the undead can be douchebags? I mean they smell, they try to eat your brain and have no regard for public property. And according to the star of the upcoming WB Games title Lollipop Chainsaw, Juliet Starling, it takes a lot of shampoo lathering to get those pesky zombie chunks out of her hair after a day of shredding.

Juliet may be cute as a button but she’s a bit complicated. A cheerleader and zombie hunter, Juliet’s jewel-encrusted day planner gets pretty full. Now, before you go and make your Buffy comparisons, I’d like to point out the one very big difference. Buffy did not bedazzle and spray paint her stakes in pink, nor did her weapons ever radiate the adorable rainbow effect that Juliet’s signature chainsaw is known for.

Urban Legend Carl Cox at North Coast

2011-09-26T22:59:27Z

by Anthony Regan

Siblings of a generation raised on 90s Chicago House gather near a stage at the 2011 North Coast Music Fest by the dozens to find the Englishman who could mix four records at once, or so they heard from their elders. They are teenagers who didn't even know DJs once used vinyl, yet this DJ, once a staple-resident at Crobar Chicago, who earned the hearts of millions by sheer passion for sharing music, was to them, "an urban legend" their brothers and sisters told tales of years ago. Then lights flash on a stage as a massive, body-shaking kick of bass punches through speakers, and strobe lights blaze their eyes. A large man with glasses and a big smile greets them in a charmingly distinct English accent. Within minutes, hundreds are entranced by electrifying beats, globally enriched with tracks gathered from all around the world. They'd seen DJs before, but not like him. His sound incendiary, his style indefinable and his presence lovable, as teens to 30-somethings dance and chant together, "Carl! Carl!"

Andrew McMahon's Intimate & Inspiring Apple Store Performance

2011-09-09T23:22:53Z

by Lindsey Shaw

Any other day at the Apple Store on North Michigan Avenue would have drawn regular iPod purchasers and MacBook browsers, but on September 3rd the energy was charged with more than consumerism as fans gathered to spend some time with Andrew McMahon, the sole driving force behind Jack's Mannequin. Met with everything from a marriage proposal to birthday balloons, the former Something Corporate member and lead singer of Jack’s Mannequin shared tales of his musical ventures along with unheard tracks off the upcoming album People and Things.

Lollapalooza 2011: A Summary of Sorts

2011-08-16T23:26:10Z

photographed and written by Neil Miller, Jr.

Every year since 2005, Lollapalooza descends upon Grant Park for a weekend full of good music, moderately priced grub, and 270,000 people all scurrying to catch their favorite acts. The heat was killer, which made the trek between main stages at opposite ends of the park an exhausting one. Ultimately though, the results were rewarding. For Lolla’s 20th anniversary, they really brought it this year with a stellar lineup and a weekend that will surely serve as the best of the year for many people.

RETROACTIVITIES Vol. 1 | A Recollection of All Things Old and Pixelated

2011-08-16T21:48:17Z

Screenshot of Super Mario Kart for SNES | credit: Dan's Bit Ratchet Blog

by Gino (OMGino) Pennacchio | @ZOMGino

The fleeting moment of victory in Mario Kart… there really isn’t anything quite like it…

Tell me that you have beaten Super Mario Kart for the Super Nintendo, 150cc, on Special Cup, with 45 points. Not 42… not 39… but 45. First place finish each race. Tell me you have done this… that you have at one point defied all odds and fended off that pesky bitch, Koopa Troopa, five straight times with perfect results. Tell me you have managed to defeat a team of ultra-skilled CPUs that are able to jump over banana peels (seriously how is that even fair) and shoot flaming Bowser balls (what else would you call them), Yoshi eggs and shrinking mushrooms — all at the incredibly annoying frequency of every five seconds — on five courses that are designed to fuck you big time.

If you’ve done this, we need to have coffee together because that “holy-shit” moment happened to me eight months ago. When it happened I kind of couldn’t believe it. I sat there staring at the flawless line:
“1. Mario…………………………..45”

Lollapalooza Preview: Deftones

2011-07-22T20:03:08Z

by Neil Miller, Jr.

Few bands that can be lumped into the metal genre have had as much crossover success and so many stellar albums as Sacramento's own Deftones. With only one or two slight missteps in their career (their 2003 self-titled record being the most common amongst hardcore fans), the Deftones can be considered legends of our time through their unique mish-mashing of everything from metal to punk to trip-hop and everything in between. Although most consider 2000's White Pony to be their career peak, last year's Diamond Eyes is certainly a worthy forerunner to their best work and surely better things to come.

LOLLAPALOOZA PREVIEW: Midnight Conspiracy

2011-07-22T08:32:00Z

Midnight Conspiracy - The Mustache & The Ninja

by Sara Cannon

In the ever growing sea of DJs and electronic acts out there, it takes more than talent and desire to distinguish yourself from the rest. It takes a mustache, it takes a ninja, it takes a producer who can travel through time, space, and the realms of hell. It's a good thing then that Midnight Conspiracy possess all three.

The group, which formed in late 2009 and "officially" debuted in January of 2010, has come a long way in a very short amount of time. Yes, they hit the Hype Machine's Top 5, five times with their amazingly produced remixes, had multiple tracks on BBC Radio 1's Kissy Sell Out show, and toured non-stop — melting faces with their hard hitting sets in over 50 cities in two continents, but it doesn't end there. What truly sets Midnight Conspiracy apart from other bands is, well, they are more than just a band. When they are in their hometown of Chicago, they are booking, producing, and promoting some of the biggest electronic events in the city and running their own clothing line under their Dead Fame brand and collective (we'll get to that in a bit). By doing so, Mid Con has amassed an impressive and very loyal following of fans, a feat not all Chicago-based artists, even internationally touring ones signed to major labels, can attest to.

ARTIST FEATURE: Irvin Almonte

2011-07-22T07:58:00Z

"Space Bean" oil on canvas

by Camille Germain

Irvin Almonte is simply one hell of a guy. I have been trying to piece together a fluid story that illustrates this artist, but this is the best I’ve come up with. And I am not quite sure words can describe what he tells through his paintings — the same paintings he would never sell. He explained to me that if a person wanted a painting he would not sell it to them, but paint one for them. This idea goes beyond being a sell-out, it is about the effects it would have on his work. A day job was then instated. It’s kind of like a superhero from the comics, he is an investment analyst by day and an artist by night.

PITCHFORK MUSIC FESTIVAL 2011 PREVIEW

2011-07-15T01:38:57Z

by Neil Miller, Jr.

In lieu of telling you to go see Curren$y, tUnE-yArds, Battles, Gang Gang Dance, The Dismemberment Plan, Fleet Foxes, Toro y Moi, Cut Copy, or TV On The Radio at the Pitchfork Music Festival this weekend — although these are all acts that should really be on your 'must see' list — I'm going to offer up three artists that might not have hit your radar that are also worth seeing. They're lesser known than all those amazing artists I just named, but by no means does that imply that they aren't as good. So, check it out and enjoy Pitchfork 2011...

Lollapalooza Preview: SKRILLEX

2011-07-11T02:49:10Z

by Neil Miller, Jr.

One would think that making the jump from fronting a fairly reputable hardcore/screamo band (From First To Last) to becoming a superstar amongst the electronic/dance crowd would be quite a daunting task. Well, for Sonny Moore, it’s been nothing but a breeze since his inception as Skrillex. Within the span of one year, he’s been signed to Deadmau5’s Mau5trap label, topped the Beatport charts more consistently than any of his peers (for those who don’t know about Beatport, basically if you have a #1 track on there, chances are you won’t go to a club without hearing it), and he’s been touring practically nonstop. One thing's for sure, this dancefloor menace is merely getting started.