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Clash of the Titans
How do the mega fests stack up? We break it down

by Jason Horine


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July 18-20
Dates
August 1-3
 
$65 (three-day pass)
Price
$190 (advance three-day pass)
 
41 acts playing three stages -- that’s $1.58 per band
Ticket price gets you
120 acts playing seven stages -- that’s also $1.58 per band (Coincidence? We think not.)
 
Union Park (1501 W. Randolph)
Location
Grant Park (337 E. Randolph)
 
Well, at least there’s no need to worry about bumping into tourists on your way to Union Park. You won’t bump into much else, though, aside from the standard panhandlers. Apart from some swanky West Loop spots, Cobra Lounge is the closest afterparty locale. Hoof it further north to Chicago Avenue for West Town clubs like High Dive or Darkroom to keep the party going after the fest.
Location, location, location
With the Chicago skyline as a backdrop just steps away, it’s hard to find a more scenic atmosphere in any other urban location in the country. Without much to do in the Loop other than going back into the office, you’ll have to cab it (if you’re lucky) or join the throngs on a bus or train to get anywhere interesting afterward. But after a day spent among tens of thousands of fellow fans, enjoy the emptied park as long as they’ll let you.
 
Hipsters abound! Get your new ink at Tatu Tattoo and your new kicks at St. Alfred’s, slip into those skinny jeans and all-over print tee, and break out the white wayfarers! Then do your best to remain a kool kid despite the late-July 90-degree heat and an almost utter lack of shade at Union Park.
Crowd-goers
More hipsters. But this time hipsters of the 12-year-old variety, too! Joining hipster tweens are hipster tween parents and aging hipsters. Also see: drunken frat boys, drunken trixies occassionally venturing out from VIP and teenie-boppers angling for beers. All are trying their best to remain kool kids despite the early-August 90-degree heat and an almost utter lack of space at the AT&T Digital Oasis.
 
Public Enemy, Mission of Burma (both performing classic albums as part of the "Don't Look Back"; presentation), Animal Collective, Vampire Weekend, Jay Reatard, Atlas Sound, Dinosaur Jr., Spiritualized, M. Ward, Cut Copy
Band must-sees
Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, Kanye West, Wilco, the Raconteurs, Gnarls Barkley, Bloc Party, the Black Keys, Broken Social Scene, the National, Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, Okkervil River, Girl Talk, Battles, Yeasayer, Grizzly Bear, MGMT, Chromeo
 
The Hold Steady, !!!, Spoon
Crossovers
(bands that played the opposite fest last year)
Grizzly Bear, Iron & Wine, Jamie Lidell, the Cool Kids, Girl Talk
 
Doubtful
Perry Farrell sightings
Almost guaranteed
 
Pitchfork Music Fest feels much less snobbish than pitchforkmedia.com. Our guess is that the Goose Island plays a part in that.
Intangibles
Lolla organizers do deserve credit for providing an abundance of port-a-potties. Time it just right and you may not even have to wait in line.



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